How to Wear the Right Panties

By wearing the wrong panties you could take that strategically planned outfit from a do to a don't. To avoid this highly embarrassing and frustrating event from occurring educate yourself on which panties are right for you and your wardrobe. 

• Schedule a fitting at your favorite boutique. This is a guaranteed method for ensuring you buy the right size. Never wear panties that are the wrong size. If they are too small you could contract a yeast infection and if they are too big they will slide off and usually at a location that is highly embarrassing for you. 


• Wear no line, flesh tone panties when wearing linen or light colored slacks. Avoid lacy thongs, as the lacy pattern is visible through these pants. 


• Wear low cut panties with low cut clothing. This includes: shorts, skirts and pants. The panties are exposed and leave the wrong impression with onlookers. Hipsters are level with the waistline on this low cut items and do not expose a T-bone like thongs often do. 


• Wear body-shaping panties with your little black dress and other form fitting garments. These panties smooth out bulges and flatteringly shape your thighs. Avoid wearing bikini panties or boy shorts with these garments, as they will leave you in panty line hell. 


• Wear at least bikini panties if not briefs with your short dresses and mini skirts. By doing this you could avoid a potentially humiliating situation. It is better to have an onlooker say, "I see London, I see France," than for them to know the location of that butterfly tattoo you got in college.