Finicky Morris Carpets

I, like Fonzie, hired Robert to install my carpet. He did a great job. My dog Mr. Belvedere absolutely loved Robert. However "Mr. Bel" is way better than Fuzzlebutt or whatever his name is. Anyway, I offered Robert some delicious bass that I caught, and he ate it and it... was good. I offered him some Mr. Pibb, but he politely declined. In conclusion, I thought Robert was grea tand so did Mr. Belvedere. You should hire him to lay your carpet. Read More

When I got my carpet installed, it was great. Robert met my dog, Fuzzlebunny, and let me tell you, Fuz loved him. My dog reads peoples karma, like a karma drug dog, but instead of drugs he smells out karma. Robert has great karma and did a wonderful job. My parrot Un...cle Dingdong was in love with Robert and pretended that Robert was Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribean. He kept saying," Robert, AHHRRRRGGGGG, you maitey are Boombastic and Fantastic." His work was like that of Michealangelo in the sisteen chapel. Fabulous with a capital F. My sister came over and saw the carpet and was shocked at the level of greatness. She scared me when she pulled out a monkey that claps cymbols together, but Robert saved me by telling a joke about a dog and a bee. I found out that you cant stop Finicky Morris Carpets, you can only hope to contain it, and I found out that when your dog sees karma listen to his mojo. Word to your mother. Read More